Head of Space

The End of Times — "We are deeply concerned for the environment. Since the 90's we've seen it deteriorate rapidly," said Haiku Deep, sitting President of the Hipster Lumberjack Association of America ... Read More

The End of Times — As the Doomsday Clock reaches its final hour, the National Riffle Association of America (NRA) issued a press release in which the organization urges the people to stand by their se... Read More

The End of Times — In a meaningless last effort to appeal to Millennials before the Asteroid wipes them off from the face of the Earth, Hillary Clinton has hired beloved comedian, Larry David, to repr... Read More

The End of Times — It was a heated campaign between Jeb Bush and Monica L. Clinton, but ultimately the sitting Governor of Cuba got the delegates he needed  to lock the nomination. "I'm so glad Jebby ... Read More

The End of Times — As the Asteroid approaches Earth, and massive lootings have been reported all over the world, one store remains unscathed. The Radio Shack in Churm Street, Puxapawny County, Florida... Read More

After the runaway success of Obama’s mic drop at the White House Correspondent’s dinner, President Obama has authorized the use of similar drops over Syria. Because why not? The world’s about to end, ... Read More

The End of Times — Although the world's greatest astrophysicists —for some reason— haven't been able to figure out when will be the exact moment when the Asteroid will hit, they are pretty sure it wil... Read More