After the runaway success of Obama’s mic drop at the White House Correspondent’s dinner, President Obama has authorized the use of similar drops over Syria. Because why not? The world’s about to end, one way or another.
“When, I dropped that mic, everyone just thought it was the coolest,” Obama said. “If we drop mics over Syria, Isis will realize that we’re not someone to attack, because we’re just a bunch of chill dudes.” Obama added, “And if it doesn’t work, who cares? We’re going to be hit with a giant comet anyway. We may as well try something different.”
The mic drop effort will be massive. Hundreds of MCs, pop-stars, and even some stand up comedians will be sent up over the Middle East in military fighter jets, where they’ll release their mics in a synchronized dope display of chill. The administration hopes this sick effort will result in thousands of Isis fighters putting down their weapons and taking up beat boxing. Which, if successful, will make the world REALLY sweet for the last few weeks before we all blow up.
